Prototype Open Port [TM] Button.

The Open Port [TM] Button opens ports to support multiple scenarios: VPN access to non-RFC compliant VPN servers, games, and custom applications created by developers who forgot this thing called a "firewall". The Open Port [TM] Button can be licensed by firewall vendors who wish to support customers who deal with clueless Help Desk professionals who tell them to "open a port" on the firewall.

And always remember to put a hardware firewall in front of the ISA firewall: